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Get this widget!</description><title>Alex Scordelis dot com</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @alexscordelis)</generator><link>http://alexscordelis.com/</link><item><title>Matt Walsh and Ian Roberts guest host The Adam Carolla Podcast</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/2010/03/05/ucb/"&gt;Matt Walsh and Ian Roberts guest host The Adam Carolla Podcast&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Matt Walsh, Ian Roberts, James Pumphrey, and Danielle Schneider guest-hosted The Adam Carolla Podcast last week (Yes, I actually listen to the Adam Carolla Podcast). A caller asks them who their all-time favorite improviser is. Delaney’s name is thrown into the mix.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/436980056</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/436980056</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:38:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Buffalo Sabres goaltender Ryan Miller received a standing ovation in Pittsburgh on Tuesday night for..."</title><description>“Buffalo Sabres goaltender Ryan Miller received a standing ovation in Pittsburgh on Tuesday night for leading the United States to an Olympic silver medal — cheers louder than those given the Penguins’ own Sidney Crosby.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;-ESPN.com&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Way to go, Pittsburgh hockey fans!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/424488867</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/424488867</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:14:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>For your enjoyment, a figure skating routine set to...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A08Gsv5DEBk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A08Gsv5DEBk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For your enjoyment, a figure skating routine set to “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/424426163</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/424426163</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:23:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Pavement Tuesday #9
“In The Mouth A Desert” from...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ajiu5b_YcDk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ajiu5b_YcDk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pavement Tuesday #9&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“In The Mouth A Desert” from last night’s show in New Zealand!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/422062797</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/422062797</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:16:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Feeling down ‘cause the Winter Olympics are over? Cure...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymh8ecS9q1qzt4hko1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Feeling down ‘cause the Winter Olympics are over? Cure your blues with a trip to CHILI DOG MOUNTAIN at tonight’s I’m Cool Showcase. At the U.C. Brigade Theatre! 8 PM! Make a reservation &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/481"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/420495393</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/420495393</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:33:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My Roger Ebert Story - Roger Ebert - Deadspin</title><description>&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5482198/my-roger-ebert-story"&gt;My Roger Ebert Story - Roger Ebert - Deadspin&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/420111572/my-roger-ebert-story-roger-ebert-deadspin"&gt;julieklausner&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is honest and kind and reverent and universal, and it gave me the chillies. Please read it. It’s sort of the opposite of “Finding Forrester” and I mean that with no disrespect, dawg.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/420124673</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/420124673</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:11:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>THE PAVEMENT REUNION TOUR HAS STARTED! Here’s the set list...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kym4cuLMou1qzt4hko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;THE PAVEMENT REUNION TOUR HAS STARTED! Here’s the set list from today’s show in New Zealand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2010/03/pavement_played.html"&gt;Brooklyn Vegan&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/420103360</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/420103360</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:55:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Oakland A's Are the New Montreal Expos - Deadspin</title><description>&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5479389/oakland-athletics-meet-your-montreal-expos?skyline=true&amp;s=i"&gt;Oakland A's Are the New Montreal Expos - Deadspin&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;If you’re an Oakland A’s fan, Will Leitch’s post about our beloved team is a MUST READ. Spoiler alert: it’s a tearjerker. I wish with all my might that what he writes won’t come true, but sadly, it will.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/411395555</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/411395555</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:56:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>zachlinder:

[via howtotalktogirlsatparties]
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="tumblr_blog"&gt;[via &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://howtotalktogirlsatparties.tumblr.com/post/407177160/via-oumj"&gt;howtotalktogirlsatparties&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/407217893</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/407217893</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:54:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>klausnerama: I Don't Care About Your Band and other Heartbreak Hilarity | WORD</title><description>&lt;a href="http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/407172149/i-dont-care-about-your-band-and-other-heartbreak"&gt;klausnerama: I Don't Care About Your Band and other Heartbreak Hilarity | WORD&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Word Up, Cameo!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is tonight, and I hope you come to it, because it will be fun and there will be wine! And laughter! It will basically be like a Greek Orgy, except the vomitorium will be the alley behind the Pencil Factory. I AM KIDDING, nobody drinks enough to puke these days anymore,…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Klausner invades Greenpoint. I’ll be there. You should be, too.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/407211744</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/407211744</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:49:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Pavement Tuesday #8
This video’s a performance of...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NPGJ4MH67MM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NPGJ4MH67MM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pavement Tuesday #8&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This video’s a performance of “Stop Breathin’” from a show on March 6, 1994 in Frankfurt, Germany. The third track off 1994’s &lt;i&gt;Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain&lt;/i&gt;, “Stop Breathin’” is a quintessential Pavement slow jam. I was kind of surprised to see it left off the forthcoming “Best Of” LP; it’s up there with their better stuff, and it was a staple of their live show.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As far as the lyrics to this song go, they’re oblique (as usual), and have been wildly misinterpreted over the years. Of course the song has no concrete meaning, but Malkmus weighed in with his interpretation of his own lyrics and said, &lt;span&gt;“Although it’s about war, there’s a deliberate double entendre about volleys and tennis. The title is supposed to be being shouted by some challenger who’s losing in the U.S. Open. You know how they start getting upset at the slightest noise? Well, he’s telling the crowd to ‘stop breathing’. Literally.” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Only 31 more Tuesdays until they play Central Park (a month of Tuesdays!), and by this time next week Pavement will have played their first reunion show! [insert “freaking out” sound effect here]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/407099186</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/407099186</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:15:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>purns:

soupsoup:

barelysarcasm:

5 year old kid gives Herb...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2CdJTfGiRCI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2CdJTfGiRCI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.justinpurnell.com/post/405403116/soupsoup-barelysarcasm-5-year-old-kid-gives"&gt;purns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/405399575/barelysarcasm-5-year-old-kid-gives-herb-brooks"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/405380276/5-year-old-kid-gives-herb-brooks-speech-from"&gt;barelysarcasm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;5 year old kid gives Herb Brooks’ speech from MIRACLE  (the story of the 1980 Mens US olympic hockey gold medal team)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was a daymaker.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;GOD BLESS AMERICA.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;USA! USA! USA! I’m sitting alone in my apartment, and this actually made me applaud.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/405443300</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/405443300</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:48:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I didn’t mind that the USA vs. Canada game was on MSNBC in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky8xx9TS5Y1qzt4hko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I didn’t mind that the USA vs. Canada game was on MSNBC in standard definition. It could have aired on Lifetime in black and white for all I care, and it still would have been one of the most thrilling hockey games I’ve ever seen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/404931809</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/404931809</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:07:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve been kind of obsessed with this song...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://alexscordelis.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/396684396/tumblr_ky1m0wMrbd1qzt4hk&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve been kind of obsessed with this song “Fallin’ &amp; Flyin’” from the &lt;i&gt;Crazy Heart &lt;/i&gt;OST lately. The Dude for Best Actor!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/396684396</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/396684396</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:07:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Just hanging out with some friends down at CHILI DOG MOUNTAIN.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky1lv02fyD1qzt4hko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just hanging out with some friends down at CHILI DOG MOUNTAIN.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/396680297</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/396680297</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:04:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Matt Adams and I are going on The Jay Thomas Show on Sirius XM...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KhB4kDwZu7M&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KhB4kDwZu7M&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Matt Adams and I are going on The Jay Thomas Show on Sirius XM Stars Too at 5:15 pm EST today to talk about Improv Everywhere. Tune in if you’ve got satellite radio. In case you’re not familiar with Jay Thomas, check out his Lone Ranger story, which he tells every year around Christmas on Letterman.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/395167565</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/395167565</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:21:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT TODAY!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxzt74FmWe1qzt4hko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT TODAY!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/394828112</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/394828112</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:47:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>#1 Sign The Economy Has Rebounded
I walked past a store called...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxy53rpvuN1qzt4hko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#1 Sign The Economy Has Rebounded&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I walked past a store called Tiny Doll House on East 78th Street, and it was PACKED with customers. They only sell high-end doll houses!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/393078754</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/393078754</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:09:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Pavement Tuesday #7
And now a word about Wowee Zowee,...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://alexscordelis.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/393061161/tumblr_kxy4hkdTaQ1qzt4hk&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pavement Tuesday #7&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And now a word about &lt;i&gt;Wowee Zowee&lt;/i&gt;, Pavement’s third studio album. It’s often hailed as Pavement’s &lt;i&gt;White Album&lt;/i&gt;, due to the fact that if you trimmed it down, you’d have a blockbuster album; but as it stands, it’s a sprawling shambles. Which is why it’s so fun, people! After the critical successes of &lt;i&gt;Slanted and Enchanted&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Rolling Stone&lt;/i&gt; announced in their two-and-a-half star review that &lt;i&gt;Wowee Zowee &lt;/i&gt;was “disappointing.” Well, never trust a magazine started by hippies, because guess what landed in the #12 spot of &lt;i&gt;Rolling Stone&lt;/i&gt;’s “Coolest Albums of All-Time” list in 2002? None other than &lt;i&gt;Wowee Zowee&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;RS &lt;/i&gt;got it right the second time around - &lt;i&gt;Wowee Zowee &lt;/i&gt;oozes with cool. And you’ll be hard pressed to find a cooler song than “AT &amp; T” &lt;i&gt;— Wowee&lt;/i&gt;’s 12th track. The song’s a jazzy mess, and features sly hipster musings (“&lt;i&gt;Spritzer on ice in New York City/Isn’t it a pity you never had anything to mix with that?&lt;/i&gt;”), a Jacob Javits shout-out, and a crescendo that has Malkmus appropriately shrieking wildly off-key.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Only 12 days until Pavement reunites!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/393061161</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/393061161</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:56:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Melissa and I watched Roman Holiday yesterday for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwn598dGn1qzt4hko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Melissa and I watched &lt;i&gt;Roman Holiday &lt;/i&gt;yesterday for Valentine’s Day. I’d never seen it, and it was a buck ninety-nine on Time Warner OnDemand. I thought it was an OK movie, until the ending, at which point I was completely won over. As Gregory Peck was walking out of the palace, and you’re waiting for Audrey Hepburn to emerge and profess her love for him, I thought &lt;i&gt;It would be amazing if this movie ended right here, but there’s no way they would ever do that.&lt;/i&gt; And then it said “THE END.” Perfect.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexscordelis.com/post/391534285</link><guid>http://alexscordelis.com/post/391534285</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:43:57 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
